I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
it’s nine in the afternoon
you’re eyes are the size of the moon
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
the whole idea of daddy issues makes me so uncomfortable? like your father abandoned you, you had a bad relationship with him or he abused you and we created a term to shame, humiliate and laugh at you for dealing with the emotions that come with that
this needs more notes
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
I AM DYING OH MY GOD
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do